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A Load of Old Toby - Musing on Miniatures, and Middle-earth. The Shadow Lengthens From Dol Guldur to Minas Morgul: Mobilising the Host of Mordor Minas Morgul Full Legion The Grand Host Assembles Welcome back to  A Load of Old Toby ! Over the last three posts, we’ve looked at individual units, paint schemes and methods, the organisation of the Host, and now the result from cutting of the growing pile of plastic, resin, or lead that was on my workbench. But a dark lord doesn’t conquer Middle-earth one warband at a time, he unleashes a tide. Today, I am incredibly excited to showcase the entire hosts layout, fully assembled and organised for war. Gorgoroth Legion With the iconic clash at the  Battle of the Pelennor Fields  serving as the thematic anchor for this project, I wanted my forces to feel less like a uniform monolith and more like the vast, terrifying coalition of evil described by Tolkien. To achieve this, I just threw paint at everything to be honest. However bec...

A Load of Old Toby - Musing on Miniatures, Middle-earth, and the Machinery of Mordor Ash, Iron, and Rust: The Uniforms of Gorgoroth Painting the Dark Lord’s War Machine The Witch King of Angmar Now that we’ve stripped away the clean, 19th-century European military terms and mapped out the true industrial ladder of the Dark Lord’s forces last week, from the lowliest Scud sniffing out a trail to a world-ending Legion breaking down gates, it’s time to talk about the physical reality on the hobby desk. My version of Azog  If Mordor is a bureaucratic machine, then its uniform is the grease, rust, and ash of Gorgoroth. When painting a massive host, whether be it the miniatures from Copplestone Miniatures or a sprawling tide of Wargames Atlantic heavy infantry, you need a palette that feels cohesive but allows the internal, tribal chaos of the lower rungs to peek through. Blog For my money, nothing beats the Vallejo Model Colour range for getting that matte, sun-baked, industrial fil...

A Load of Old Toby - Musing on Miniatures, Middle-earth, and the Machinery of Mordor The Black Speech of Bureaucracy: Reconstructing the True Scales of the Orc Host There is a persistent habit in modern fantasy wargaming to treat the Orc as a purely chaotic creature, a wild marauder who stumbles into battle with little more than a rusty cleaver and a bad attitude. But if we actually look closer at the texts left to us by 'the Professor', a far more chilling reality emerges. Under the shadow of the Dark Tower, the Orc host was not a rabid mob but it was, or is indeed is for those of us who believe the time of the Orc is still to come, an industrial machine. It was uniform. It was counted, registered, and divided by a hierarchy that was as rigid as it was cruel. Orc 'Boss' - Copplestone Miniatures Indeed it would have been almost impossible to keep order within the chaos without some form of loose structure. So I have been working on discarding the clean, modern terminolo...